A productivity app that actually gets you.
Goat Rodeo is a tactile, Kanban-powered task manager for people who've tried everything and given up. No sterile dashboards. No guilt. Just sticky notes on a corkboard. The way your brain actually works.
Buy Now - $19Your boards. Not a spreadsheet.
You downloaded the app. Watched the setup tutorial. Organized your whole life into color-coded projects. Then two weeks later, you stopped opening it. And felt guilty every time you saw the icon.
Sound familiar?
The problem was never you. It was the apps.
They were built for the fantasy version of you. The one who color-codes everything and never misses a deadline. Goat Rodeo is built for the real one.
GTD + Kanban, translated into human. Capture your chaos. Process what matters. Celebrate what's done.
a.k.a. your brain dump
A chaotic dumping ground for raw thoughts. No judgment. No organizing. Just get it out of your head.
a.k.a. your next moves
Processed tasks, lined up and ready. These are the things you've decided actually matter right now.
a.k.a. you did the thing
Done. Stamped. Celebrated. Move on without guilt. (Yes, the stamp sound is satisfying.)
I've abandoned more productivity apps than I can count. I built beautiful systems in Notion and felt too guilty to open them a week later. Todoist made me feel lazy. Things 3 made me feel like I wasn't serious enough.
I realized the problem wasn't my work ethic. It was that every tool I tried was built for a fantasy version of me. The one who color-codes everything, reviews tasks every Sunday, and never misses a deadline. That person doesn't exist.
So I built the app I actually needed. One that looks like my actual desk: messy, covered in sticky notes, a little chaotic, but mine. One that doesn't punish me for disappearing for two weeks. One that celebrates getting a thought OUT of my head, not just checking it off a list.
Goat Rodeo isn't going to fix your life. It's just going to make the mess a little easier to wrangle.
The Founder, Goat Rodeo
Open the app, type a thought, done. No projects, no labels, no friction. Your brain dump happens instantly.
Overwhelmed? One tap archives everything and gives you a clean board. No guilt. No deletion. Your old stuff is safe.
We will never send you a push notification about overdue tasks. Open the app when you're ready. We'll be here.
"Got it. It's out of your head now." We celebrate the act of capturing, not just completing. Getting it down IS the win.
Your data lives on YOUR iCloud account. We never see it, store it, or have access to it. No servers. No tracking. No selling.
One purchase. No subscriptions. No "premium tier." No annual renewal. Pay once, use forever. We charge so we never need your data.
One-time purchase. Not $19/month. Not $19/year. Just $19.
No subscriptions. No free trial that guilts you into paying. No "contact sales." Just an app that costs less than lunch for two.
You caught us early! Goat Rodeo is currently in development. Join the waitlist to lock in your $19 one-time purchase price and get notified the minute we launch.
You're in! We'll let you know the second Goat Rodeo launches. ๐
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One-time purchase. Local-first data. Built for the actual mess of an actual life.
Buy Now - $19